Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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