I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
