I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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