It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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