its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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