Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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