I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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