you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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