come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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