Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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