You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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