I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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