so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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