That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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