Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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