look no pants
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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