In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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