she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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