I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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