she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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