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i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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