I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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