he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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