oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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