So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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