love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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