You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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