my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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