I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
is it fun? or sober?
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