Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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