He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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