i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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