I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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