It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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