I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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