well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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