dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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