At least make sure they are 18
Why
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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