I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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