Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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