you guys were way drunker than both of me
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
How's work?
Spinning.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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