Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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