I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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