I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I understand Curling. That high.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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