How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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