Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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