Don't you send me to vm
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She needs sedatives and a leash
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
