What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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