If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Even my vagina gasped.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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