just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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