i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
